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That awkward moment when you accidentally publish...
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Anonymous asked: lol well i had some to submit for you
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Anonymous asked: How do you feel about dick submissions?
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Write me a letter (anon or not). This is too sweet
holymotherfuckingshitballs: Dear ______,  I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You  should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.  If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I  would build a _______ just  for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.  We could __________ under the stars.  Love,  _______________  (P.S....
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ixtselamv-deactivated20120107 asked: I appreciate the follow (:
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To all the people that have the same taste in...
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Reblog this if you still watch Spongebob.
 Who doesn’t? LOL
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You know how people try and make Tumblr a "secret...
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At the movies
boomboomshakalakaboom: thefuuuucomics: LIKE A BOSS
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Anonymous asked: two years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the
baby sitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we... don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a serial killer tha...t e...scaped ...from jail.(True...
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Add me on skype: alliaha.jordan :)
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Remember this kid from Peter Pan?
punzy: mistymayhem: purplecandyclouds: Heeelloooooooo Jeremy Sumpter… OHMYGOSH. UNFFFFFFFFFFFFF HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG HE WAS IN SOUL SURFER!!! 
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Anonymous asked: what makes you like black guys, is it the big packages
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procrastination at its finest.: Its so annoying... →
yandereplz: purpleflurple: gabbyruma: “I’m a girl and I play video games!” “I don’t wear make up.. so what?” “YEAH I’M A GIRL AND I HATE PINK.” “I’d take sneakers over heels.” “I like baggy sweats instead of skirts.” “I like to hang out with guys, girls are so much…
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That moment when the substitute teacher says your...
zehava: thelegitbawws: The Class Is Like: You’re like…. Freaken bitch.
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My Life in 10 years...
cookiemustache: I’m gonna get married and wear a dress like… My reception would be like….. My wedding cake would be like… My bouquet would be pretty like … My wedding ring would be beautiful like… My husband will be … we’ll go home in a carriage like… We’ll live in a beautiful house like… We’ll have fun in a bedroom like…. and We’ll have cute babies like… LMAOO ....
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